Ann Bovjberg is a woman of exquisite taste (meaning she is an Edwards supporter) and she penned these holiday ditties--however, as a non-Web person, she will never see them here. Thankfully, you will.
Shrilling Bells (Sung to "Silver Bells")
Hear the bells...shrilling bells,
Your telephone now is ringing.
Candidates, rally dates,
Soon it will be Caucus Day.
See it coming, hear it humming,
It's the candiate's call:
"Vote for me in your caucus this year!"
Never ending, message sending,
On your answer machine,
And in everyone's house you can hear...
Repeat chorus.
The Caucus Song (Sung to "The Christmas Song")
Chestnuts spoken by the candidates
Words you've heard from them before;
Promises that you know that can't keep
And smiles they wear forevermore.
Everybody knows consultants and their focus groups
Help their clients sound sincere.
Although it's been said many times, many ways,
Listen carefully this year.
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