First in a series.
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland" - with apologies to composer and song writers Felix Bernard and Dick Smith)
Candidates stump, who is listenin'?
Canvassing at the door, they are resistin'.
It's the four year plight,
There's no end in sight,
I'm talkin' about Iowa Caucus Land.
Committed voters are getting leaner,
The undecided are getting meaner.
It's the "get out and caucus" fray,
the Field of Dreams way.
I'm talkin' about Iowa Caucus Land.
In a hour, you may hear your phone ring.
Which celebrity is doin' the robo-call?
Will it be Newt Gingrich or Oprah Winfrey
Doesn't matter if Caller I.D. is on the ball!
On January 3rd, if you're willing
Go out in the weather-- good or chilling
to the Caucus you'll go,
in the cold and the snow
'Cause that's just Iowa Caucus Land!
Yes, welcome to good old Iowa Caucus Land!
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