Monday, July 2

Sicko Loses to a Rat

As a person who fiddles with statistics, I like to compare apples to apples. So, based on a comparison of this week's movie grosses (based on the number of screens each movie was shown on), "Sicko" which opened in 441 theaters, averaged $10,204 per screen. This was second only to the cooking rat (not shown above) in "Ratatouille" ($11,986/screen). Bruce Willis "died hard" with $9729/screen (Although as an ex- cop, he no doubt has good health insurance thanks to the union) .

This is why we need universal health care right now, the rats are winning.

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