KYN: White House Residents May Be Evicted By Mother Nature

I kid you not: The Hill is reporting that a small, but growing, sinkhole has opened up on the north lawn of the White House by the office of White House deputy press secretary Hogan Gidley. While there is no immediate danger of the White House collapsing, coincidentally, a similar sinkhole opened up in front of Mar-a-Lago last year. It can neither be confirmed or denied if recent moves by the Interior Department or EPA have anything to do with the earth opening experiences. Though I speculate that Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be holding a Press conference on the north lawn to update reporters on the sinkhole's status.

Update: The Hill reports that the National Park Service staff filled the sinkhole with gravel. Maybe less a sinkhole than a molehill?